Review: Pineapple Sorbet ( Private LP )
Pineapple Sorbet - (LP)
Legally grown and reviewed for novelty purposes only- NEVER FOR SALE
THC / CBD: ?/?
Genetics: Lemon Sorbet ~X~ Pineapple OG 70/30 indica-sativa (???)
(Sherbert X Lemon OG) ~X~ ( Pineapple Express X Unknown OG )
♭♭♭ Ice, ice, Baby. ♭♭♭
♭♭♭ Stop. ♭♭♭
♭♭♭ Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention. ♭♭♭♭
Dessert strains are so hot right now. Winning cannabis competitions around the world, we're seeing a fruity renaissance when it comes to genetics the last few years and Pineapple Sorbet will have you feeling like you live in Bikini Bottom with Squidworth and Spongebob- all giggles-all the time.
Opening nose: Canned pineapple syrup, lemon zest, banana and sweet evergreen.
Busting produced a deeper caramelized pineapple smell- and a candy note that suggests starburst, a waxy sweetness. Also backnotes of that OG fuel, but very subdued in comparison.
Visual: extremely tight, extremely sticky. I had received this almost 2 months ago and it had been in a sealed jar curing ever since. Originally it had received about 3-4 weeks of cure time, but I was encouraged to let this one sit while it crystallized into its final form. And now- Its almost too pretty to smoke.
Bright, lime zest coloring with golden orange pistils snowed over with almost overly large trichomes, setting into pink and purple gradients on the stem- this bud was made to be an instagram model, but unfortunately my camera is having some hardware issues and I can't upload anything at the moment.
Trim / Cure: Trim was 100%, and the cure- well / it took two months of waiting, but it was worth every second. Now it separates into long white pearls as you can pull each bract apart with a gentle tearing like velcro. Private reserves like this will spoil you like ice cream for breakfast.
Flavor: There is a certain quality to this strain- that I believe is due to an increased quantity of a terpene called Ocimene. It is known to have some anti-inflammatory properties that can make your cannabis experience quite soothing and take the tension down. There is something else I can't quite identify that has a bit of a Creme de Menthe note, that makes you think less of sweet juicy fruit, and more of a frozen treat on a hot day. Refreshing smoke?
Experience: This is a medium-high THC content IMO and is great to enjoy mid-day with a nice margarita by the pool, before you tackle that enormous pile of leaves on a fall day, or curling up in a ball in bed next to your cat. Tastes great, is fun to break up and pack bowls with, smokes well in a bowl and was particularly flavorful in a vape at low temps- that icey sweetness was really unique and begs to be shared.
Medical notes: This was a good patch to help me loosen spastic muscles, helped me be "in the moment"-ie focused, talkative- while also pain relieving. Would put this in my doctors bag for when I'm having physical symptoms of MS / headache, back pain. Might even get me dancing!
TLDR: AAAA Rating. A stunner in the jar, in the nose, and in the bowl- pineapple sorbet is something that will be too time consuming / expensive to ever see proper commercialization of this strain- and I am fine with that as long as the MB govt allows us to start growing at home without a medical permit- Hopefully soon. This will be in peoples private gardens for years to come.
Legally grown and reviewed for novelty purposes only- NEVER FOR SALE
THC / CBD: ?/?
Genetics: Lemon Sorbet ~X~ Pineapple OG 70/30 indica-sativa (???)
(Sherbert X Lemon OG) ~X~ ( Pineapple Express X Unknown OG )
♭♭♭ Ice, ice, Baby. ♭♭♭
♭♭♭ Stop. ♭♭♭
♭♭♭ Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention. ♭♭♭♭
Dessert strains are so hot right now. Winning cannabis competitions around the world, we're seeing a fruity renaissance when it comes to genetics the last few years and Pineapple Sorbet will have you feeling like you live in Bikini Bottom with Squidworth and Spongebob- all giggles-all the time.
Opening nose: Canned pineapple syrup, lemon zest, banana and sweet evergreen.
Busting produced a deeper caramelized pineapple smell- and a candy note that suggests starburst, a waxy sweetness. Also backnotes of that OG fuel, but very subdued in comparison.
Visual: extremely tight, extremely sticky. I had received this almost 2 months ago and it had been in a sealed jar curing ever since. Originally it had received about 3-4 weeks of cure time, but I was encouraged to let this one sit while it crystallized into its final form. And now- Its almost too pretty to smoke.
Bright, lime zest coloring with golden orange pistils snowed over with almost overly large trichomes, setting into pink and purple gradients on the stem- this bud was made to be an instagram model, but unfortunately my camera is having some hardware issues and I can't upload anything at the moment.
Trim / Cure: Trim was 100%, and the cure- well / it took two months of waiting, but it was worth every second. Now it separates into long white pearls as you can pull each bract apart with a gentle tearing like velcro. Private reserves like this will spoil you like ice cream for breakfast.
Flavor: There is a certain quality to this strain- that I believe is due to an increased quantity of a terpene called Ocimene. It is known to have some anti-inflammatory properties that can make your cannabis experience quite soothing and take the tension down. There is something else I can't quite identify that has a bit of a Creme de Menthe note, that makes you think less of sweet juicy fruit, and more of a frozen treat on a hot day. Refreshing smoke?
Experience: This is a medium-high THC content IMO and is great to enjoy mid-day with a nice margarita by the pool, before you tackle that enormous pile of leaves on a fall day, or curling up in a ball in bed next to your cat. Tastes great, is fun to break up and pack bowls with, smokes well in a bowl and was particularly flavorful in a vape at low temps- that icey sweetness was really unique and begs to be shared.
Medical notes: This was a good patch to help me loosen spastic muscles, helped me be "in the moment"-ie focused, talkative- while also pain relieving. Would put this in my doctors bag for when I'm having physical symptoms of MS / headache, back pain. Might even get me dancing!
TLDR: AAAA Rating. A stunner in the jar, in the nose, and in the bowl- pineapple sorbet is something that will be too time consuming / expensive to ever see proper commercialization of this strain- and I am fine with that as long as the MB govt allows us to start growing at home without a medical permit- Hopefully soon. This will be in peoples private gardens for years to come.
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