Review: Citrus Punch by Sundial
THC:CBD - 15.3%-0.00%
Price- $10.10/G via Delta 9 in MB
Genetics: Sour Tangie x Clementine
Packaged on: 09/26/2019
Opening date: 11/11/2019
Lot# 016087192P205
I'll be honest with you, the recreational cannabis market is in a bit of a rut these days. Over 1 year into legalization and the nascent industry I had such high hopes for has begun to flounder, with retailers drowning in low to mid-grade products that don't have much desirability to experienced smokers, myself included.
Sour Tangie and Clementine are two powerhouse terp factory strains that have won countless awards for their seductive, floral-citrus flavor and positive energy effect and personally, that has me a little excited to try this.
I have tempered my expectations however after reading more about their greenhouse production and profit chasing business model that doesn't seem to be working terribly well for them at the moment. A beleaguered SNDL stock has plummeted after releasing the third-quarter net loss of $97.5 Million "driven by the acquisition and the termination of a royalty obligation."
Visual Inspection: 7/10
First off- this packaging is a little different than I am used to seeing. 1 gram packaging has always been ostentatious and wasteful in its overkill size, but a lot of that blame falls on regulatory information that must be displayed on each package, in English and French in a certain size, leading to wastefully huge containers. This jar is 2.5" tall but is hiding a recessed storage area only 1" in-depth, so minimal room to shake and break your buds. It still feels silly, but thumbs up, I guess.
Buds are rounded-conical in shape, with long rouge pistils and mid to light green coloration with tan trichomes building heavily off of the stem, but fairly absent from the outside- common for machine trimmed product- but overall- its seems fairly tight in delivery and really begins to shine when you start to break it up.
Aromatics:4/10
In the jar I get green oranges. I mean to say- an unripe orange that still has that stemmy green bit of leaves that cost an extra 1$/lb at the organic fruit market. You wait a week or so and then, BOOM! tasty orange. Somehow... I don't think that waiting for this to ripen will make it any better.
Its a fairly mild profile, but what little bit of sparkly citrus is supposed to be there, is mostly lost in an off-gassed curing issue. Disappointing
Bottom of the 1G jar |
Soft and smooth on the draw with a nearly creamy hint of mandarin orange pith. Not acidic, or sweet, or sharp or any of the high notes I associate with citrus flavours, more like a watered-down Orange Julius.
On the exhale it finds those subtle citrus notes to be lost ( again ) with a faint chlorophyll note that kept me from really appreciating the opening orangy-ness. Vaping was unremarkable.
Experience:7/10
Citrus Punch has a quaint bit of levity, kept me smiling and upbeat, tapping my toes with a bit of extra energy in the afternoon. I could see this as a wonderful strain to share before brunch with the girls, feeling motivated to paint your living room or lighting up on a trail while hiking in the forest.
Medical notes:
A good option for those dealing with fatigue. Positive mood booster.
TLDR 5.75/10
Citrus Punch is lacking in citrus AND punch. Smelled more grassy than orange and while it smoked smooth and fine, there wasn't much to highlight. However, I found the experience to be quite delightful and while I think most cannabis aficionados would pass this by, it is a perfect entry level option for people looking to start their weekend off on the right foot.
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